RUINOUS RUMOR # 50
009 bottles of beer on the wall, 009 bottles of beer... Take one down, keep it for yourself, 009 bottles of beer on the wall.
RUINOUS RUMOR # 51
Look, we all love a failguy from time to time, but this multi-hyphenate has to be pretending, right? Well, he is. Pretending for money!
RUINOUS RUMOR # 52
Not all lunch ladies are heroes. How do you think Oscar got her on the job? You better watch your diet.
RUINOUS RUMOR # 55
The Balance can be broken. You just have to find the right place to cut. And let me tell you, it isn't a tendon.
RUINOUS RUMOR # 54
She only cares about Me, Myself, and Eye.
Suggested reading: Suicide Squad #1 (1987) by John Ostrander, Luke McDonnell, and Karl Kesel